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15 Funniest Marijuana Strain Names of All Time

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There are plenty of guides to tell you which marijuana strains are best for what you’re looking for. Some help more with anxiety, some help with sleep and others are just for a chill time. But let’s face it, a lot of us are going to purchase our strains based on how funny the name is.

If that describes you, here are the 15 funniest strain names you’ll find:

15. Purple Monkey Balls

This is the strain you pull out for your friends and then when they ask what it’s called, you tell them and everyone giggles for five straight minutes.

14. Green Crack

Less addictive, less dangerous and way more fun than normal crack.

13. Cannasutra

This is both easier and requires less flexibility than the Kama Sutra.

12. Poochie Love

Is it named after the famous Simpsons episode where Homer becomes the voice of Poochie” on the Itchy and Scratchy Show? Maybe not, but we’ll pretend it is.

11. Dopium

A+ pun name right here.

10. Purple Urkle

While it’s unlikely that Steve Urkle would ever smoke a joint, his name is perfect for naming a marijuana strain.

9. Girl Scout Cookies

The best part about this name is you’ll be able to talk about purchasing it in front of your parents without worry. In fact, they’ll probably applaud you for purchasing a large amount of Girl Scout Cookies.

8. Bob Saget OG

America’s Funniest Home Videos is both a show that stoners enjoy as well as a show that showcases a lot of stoners. So of course the show’s greatest host has a marijuana strain named after him!

7. Zombie Killer OG

Smoking this strain will probably not improve your ability to kill the undead in real-life, but it will probably help a lot in any video games where that’s a requirement.

6. Barck O Bubba

Considering Obama’s tepid endorsement of medical marijuana late in his presidency, it might seem weird to name a strain after him. But at least it will help you escape the reality of world after he’s left office.

5. Charlie Sheen

This is the perfect strain for people who want to live the Charlie Sheen lifestyle without indulging in some of his nastier habits.

4. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

Would you rather face a hidden dragon or a hidden alien? These are the types of questions you’ll be able to answer with this strain.

3. Laughing Grass

Warning, can not be used as a substitute before major dental surgery.

2. White Girl OG

The perfect strain for the basic” white girl who needs a marijuana story that she can tell at parties for the next 20 years.

1. Alaskan Thunderf***

I mean, this is just a great name. How could you not buy it?

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